http://corpseknight.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] corpseknight.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] corpseknight 2011-09-04 04:12 am (UTC)

because "touching" spelled with a d is "douching" ...

[He stumbles back a step and immediately...tilts his head back to let the nasty black gunk drain from his sinuses.]

I dink you broke by node.

[Sniff. SNIIIIFF. Snort. Hack.]

...Yeah. Ith'd broke. Aldo I'b nod dudching you. [He turns away and spits up something unpleasant, then covers his face with his hands, trying to put the bones back in a recognizable shape.]
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